Chinglish

A packet of Vegetarian Fried Rice, from China;

"put it into the micro-wave, heat with conflagration..."

and, even more oddly, the ingredients:
"Rice, Water, Cabbage, Carrot, Sweet corn, Pea, Scallion, Onions, Vegetable oil, Salt, Tuner Knob."

Perhaps Sally can explain the idiom.