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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

The Party of the First Part

The CONSTITUTION OF THE NATIONAL COUNCIL OF JEWISH WOMEN OF AUSTRALIA LIMITED

39. Subject to the rights, privileges and conditions of other members, each ordinary member which is a NCJWA Section has the following rights and privileges:-

(b) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not more than 50 members, then:-
(i) to have 1 representative attend; and
(ii) to cast 1 vote, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

(c) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 51, nor more than 100, members, then:-
(i) to have 2 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 2 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

(d) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 101, nor more than 150,
members, then:-
(i) to have 3 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 3 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

Seems to be a theme emerging here -

(e) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 151, nor more than 200,
members, then:-
(i) to have 4 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 4 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

(f) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 201, nor more than 250,
members, then:-
(i) to have 5 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 5 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

(g) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 251, nor more than 300,
members, then:-
(i) to have 6 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 6 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

Yeah, folks, I think we’ve got the idea -

(h) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 301, nor more than 350,
members, then:-
(i) to have 7 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 7 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

(i) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 351, nor more than 400,
members, then:-
(i) to have 8 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 8 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

(j) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 401, nor more than 450,
members, then:-
(i) to have 9 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 9 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;
and
(k) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 451, nor more than 500,
members, then:-
(i) to have 10 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 10 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;

(l) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 501, nor more than 550,
members, then:-
(i) to have 11 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 11 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;
it
(m) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 551, nor more than 600,
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members, then:-
(i) to have 12 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 12 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;
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(n) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 601, nor more than 650,
members, then:-
(i) to have 13 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 13 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;
(o) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 651, nor more than 700,
members, then:-
(i) to have 14 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 14 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;
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(p) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 701, nor more than 750,
members, then:-
(i) to have 15 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 15 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;
(q) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 751, nor more than 800,
members, then:-
(i) to have 16 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 16 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at all conferences;
for
(r) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 801, nor more than 850,
members, then:-
(i) to have 17 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 17 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
another
(s) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 851, nor more than 900,
members, then:-
(i) to have 18 representatives attend; and
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(ii) to cast 18 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
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(t) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 901, nor more than 950,
members, then:-
(i) to have 19 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 19 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(u) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 951, nor more than 1,000,
members, then:-
(i) to have 20 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 20 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
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(v) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,001, nor more than 1,050,
members, then:-
(i) to have 21 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 21 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(w) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,051, nor more than 1,100,
members, then:-
(i) to have 22 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 22 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(x) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,101, nor more than 1,150,
members, then:-
(i) to have 23 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 23 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(y) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,151, nor more than 1,200,
members, then:-
(i) to have 24 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 24 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(z) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,201, nor more than 1,250,
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members, then:-
(i) to have 25 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 25 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(aa) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,251, nor more than 1,300,
members, then:-
(i) to have 26 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 26 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(bb) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,301, nor more than 1,350,
members, then:-
(i) to have 27 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 27 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(cc) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,351, nor more than 1,400,
members, then:-
(i) to have 28 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 28 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(dd) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,401, nor more than 1,450,
members, then:-
(i) to have 29 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 29 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(ee) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 1,451, nor more than 1,500,
members, then:-
(i) to have 30 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 30 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(ff) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,501, nor more than 1,550,
members, then:-
(i) to have 31 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 31 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
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all conferences;
(gg) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 1,551, nor more than 1,600,
members, then:-
(i) to have 32 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 32 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(hh) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,601, nor more than 1,650,
members, then:-
(i) to have 33 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 33 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(ii) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,651, nor more than 1,700,
members, then:-
(i) to have 34 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 34 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(jj) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not less than 1,701, nor more than 1,750,
members, then:-
(i) to have 35 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 35 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(kk) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,751, nor more than 1,800,
members, then:-
(i) to have 36 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 36 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(ll) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,801, nor more than 1,850,
members, then:-
(i) to have 37 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 37 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(mm) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,851, nor more than 1,900,
members, then:-
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(i) to have 38 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 38 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(nn) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,901, nor more than 1,950,
members, then:-
(i) to have 39 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 39 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
(oo) if, and only if, the NCJW A Section has not less than 1,951, nor more than 2,000,
members, then:-
(i) to have 40 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 40 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll, at
all conferences;
Before finally finishing up with
(pp) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has more than 2,001 members, then:-
(i) to have 40 representatives attend; and
(ii) to cast 40 votes, both on a show of hands and a poll; and also
(1) to have 1 additional representative attend for each 50 members over 2,001 members; and
(2) to cast 1 additional vote, both on a show of hands and a poll, for each 50 members over 2,001 members; at all conferences.
When it could just have said
(b) if, and only if, the NCJWA Section has not more than 50 members, then:-
(i) to have 1 representative attend; and
(ii) to cast 1 vote, both on a show of hands and a poll; and also
(1) to have 1 additional representative attend for each 50 members over 51 members; and
(2) to cast 1 additional vote, both on a show of hands and a poll, for each 50 members over 51 members; at all conferences.

Impressive.

1 comment:

John said...

Don't you need something like "or part thereof" spread around a bit?

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