Some
while ago I mentioned an incident in the Left Behind Series, from book four:
"Newscasters
told the story of what astronomers had discovered just two hours
before—a brand-new comet on a collision course with Earth. Global Community
scientists analyzed data transmitted from hastily launched probes that circled
the
object. They said meteor was the wrong term for the hurtling rock formation,
which
was the consistency of chalk or perhaps sandstone.
Pictures from the probes showed an irregularly shaped projectile, light in
color. The
anchorman reported, “Ladies and gentlemen, I urge you to put this in
perspective.
This object is about
to enter Earth's atmosphere. Scientists have not determined its makeup, but
if—as it appears—it is less dense than granite, the friction resulting from
entry will make it burst into flames.
“Once
subject to Earth's gravitational pull, it will accelerate at thirty-two feet
per
second squared. As you can see from these pictures, it is immense. But until
you
realize its size, you cannot fathom the potential destruction on the way. GC
astronomers estimate it at no less than the mass of the entire Appalachian
Mountain
range. It has the potential to split the earth or to knock it from its orbit.
“The Global Community Aeronautics and Space Administration projects the
collision at approximately 9:00 A.M. Central Standard Time. They anticipate the
best possible scenario, that it will take place in the middle of the Atlantic
Ocean.
“Tidal waves are expected to engulf coasts on both sides of the Atlantic for up
to
fifty miles inland. Coastal areas are being evacuated as we speak. Crews of
oceangoing vessels are being plucked from their ships by helicopters, though it
is
unknown how many can be moved to safety in time. Experts agree the impact on
marine life will be inestimable."
That's from Revelations 8.8, The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge
mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned
into blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.
I
was reading a Phil Plait ("Bad Astronomy") post that was referring to
a paper attempting to quantify the physics in the Bruce Willis film Armageddon,
where an asteroid the size of Texas is going to hit the Earth, and was for no
very good reason moved to try and get quantificationist with LB. My first
attempt, based on this passage, was a very rough attempt to quantify the mass
of the Appalachians, based on
-
an area of 2,400 * 160 k – counting out foothills, to be conservative, 2000*
150 -
-
one perfectly conical peak of 500m to every square K, giving 300,000 peaks –
that is, counting down to sea level rather than through to the centre of the
earth -
the
two together giving volume, and
-
a figure nicked from a site on "what's the weight of a mountain" for
density, 2700 k per cubic metre – assuming granite (seems a bit high) coming
up with a figure of 106,018,149,183,450
or 106 trillion tonnes.
The Chichulub event was 10 k across, or and if you assume it
was half the density of granite that makes it about 706,858,347,058
tonnes, so the LB Appalachians are about 150 times that, or some 15,000
teratons of TNT.
The authors are even overreaching themselves - they could have got away with one mountain, not an entire range.
A few pages on, however, they up the ante further; the book says that
“The more than thousand-mile-square mountain, finally
determined to consist largely of sulphur…. Created hurricane-force winds for
the last hour it dropped from the heavens.”
Leaving aside that last hour bit (in which the impactor
would have travelled some 360,000 k; it would have been in the wind belt for
less than a second) that
thousand-mile-square thing is a problem, in that meteors aren’t round and are
cubic. Does that mean a diameter of 1000
miles, a face of 1000 square miles, or a typo for 1000 cu/m? let’s take the
last; that would make the mass 8,628,136,388,100 Tonnes, or another twelve times larger. That’s a
species-ending whack.
And all
that happens in the books is waterspouts a mile high and that “Damage inland
was so extensive that nearly all modes of travel were interrupted.” Yes, even
fifty-mile-inland tidal waves would do that, let alone something 1,800 times
the impact that took out the dinosaurs.
And then La
Haye and Jenkins move on to more important stuff. They really don’t do special effects terribly well.
Why do I waste my time on
these things? Displacement activity.
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