The odd thing

about this is that I would have thought it impossible that such a sayable combination of sounds wouldn't have already been taken up for a word.

"He even flexed its handle because his handles have a special flex and, being the bat nuffy he is, he then peeled the grip at both ends"
''I have always been a bit of a bat nuffy. Ricky hasn't influenced me in that department, but I probably challenge him as far as being a bat nuffy.'' 
"I'm a bat nuffy, I pick up everyone's bats. I go through everyone's cricket bats."